Timely Aphorisms

An aphorism is a concise statement of principle or of truth.  I received the following list of aphorisms from my friend, Roy.  They seem particularly timely to me today.  What do you think? :think:

  • It’s not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame.
  • We have enough “youth.  How about a fountain of “smart”?
  • A Fool and his money can throw one heck of a party
  • Money isn’t everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
  • Don’t Drink and Drive You might hit a bump and spill something.
  • If at first you don’t succeed skydiving is not for you
  • We are born naked, wet and hungry.  Then things get worse.
  • Red meat is not bad for you Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
  • Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
  • “You know why a banana is like a politician?”
    “He comes in and first he is green, then he turns yellow and then he’s rotten.”
  • “I think Congressmen should wear uniforms, you know, like NASCAR drivers, so we could identify their corporate sponsors.”
  • The reason Politicians try so hard to get re-elected is that they would ‘hate’ to have to make a living under the laws they’ve passed.

Try to keep that smile on your face as you interact with others today. :gum: