An aphorism is a concise statement of principle or of truth. I received the following list of aphorisms from my friend, Roy. They seem particularly timely to me today. What do you think? :think:
- It’s not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame.
- We have enough “youth. How about a fountain of “smart”?
- A Fool and his money can throw one heck of a party
- Money isn’t everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
- Don’t Drink and Drive You might hit a bump and spill something.
- If at first you don’t succeed skydiving is not for you
- We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
- Red meat is not bad for you Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
- Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
- “You know why a banana is like a politician?”
“He comes in and first he is green, then he turns yellow and then he’s rotten.” - “I think Congressmen should wear uniforms, you know, like NASCAR drivers, so we could identify their corporate sponsors.”
- The reason Politicians try so hard to get re-elected is that they would ‘hate’ to have to make a living under the laws they’ve passed.
Try to keep that smile on your face as you interact with others today. :gum: