As I sit here in front of an open window, I hear a peeper out there and he’s making a lot of racket.  I [noisily] cleared my sinuses a bit ago.  The fellow went instantly quiet and I thought, “Oh no!  I blew it.] :nono:

Why is it impossible to buy summer clothes in the summer time?  This time of year, you’ll only  find winter clothes and by Christmas, or thereabouts, you’ll find only spring wear.  Is the rest of the world that much better organized?  Does everyone else plan that much better?  I don’t get it.  (In more ways than one.)

Why do they call our later years the “Best Years?”  Is it just because they’re the last ones you are going to have here on Earth?  Don’t our bodies start to break down and wear out?  Am I missing something?

Why does dessert come after the meal?  If we ate it first, we’d probably stop sooner.  Am I being silly?  If so, why does Weight Watchers encourage its members to do exactly that?

All the world is mad dear friend save me and thee.