Gals, please try not to hate me for these. I don’t make them up, but I do pass them along for any humor that you may find in them.
The first comes from Sylvia’s cousin:
This guy is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door. There are two sheriff’s deputies there; he asks if there is a problem. One of the deputies asks if he is married, and if so, can he see a picture of his wife. The guy says “sure” and shows him a picture of his wife. The sheriff says, “I’m sorry sir, but it looks like your wife’s been hit by a truck.” The guy says, “I know, but she has a great personality and is an excellent cook.”
The other comes from a High School classmate:
A woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband, and she says, “I love you so much, I don’t know how I could ever live without you.”Her husband asks, “Is that you, or the wine talking?”
She replies, “It’s me . . . talking to the wine.”
I’m just glad that neither of these stories applies to my lovely wife. Okay, Sylvia has a great personality and is an excellent cook. She doesn’t look like she’s been hit by a truck. Oh, and she doesn’t drink alcoholic beverages.
She is with her family this week. They are vacationing at Glen Lake. I’m looking forward to her return, which is scheduled for Sunday PM. Because I love her, I let her do things like that. Because she loves me, she doesn’t insist that I come along. (I get to stay home and feed the livestock–you know, Midnight.)
I'm not a big fan of gender jokes, but those are more like people jokes. First one is funniest.
*chortle*
To be fair, you're going to have to post stories "On Husbands," did you know that?
So Sylvia is away, and like the proverb: while the cat is away, the mice do play… LOL.
Livestock, LOL. I'll have to remember that one. 😉
Have a great weekend.
I'm sure Ida is right. But if that man expressed his opinion while he is alone in a forest, would he still be wrong?
(Maybe not; but what can you say about a man who talks to himself?)
I am leaving now, going to get myself a glass of wine.
Marriage is a relationship were one person is always right…………and the other is the husband.
Love the jokes, my friend.
If only. The publicist doesn't get to go anywhere because of us goats. I think that sometimes she mutters about that but she wouldn't want to leave us anyway now would she?
captha – brathell – place full of Abbygoats