Happy Birthday Midnight

Arrgh!  Avast matey, it’s me birthday.  Two years old today, or so they tell me.  The catnip is on the house.  Good luck getting up there if you want some.  Har har.

Now where’s me peg leg?  Has that pesky woodpecker taken off with it again?  I oughter keel haul his mangy tail feathers.  Don’t know why that Barnacle Chuck can’t get a real parrot ‘stead a that telegrapher bird.  I hope he pecks his own brains out.  Arrgh!

I’m looking for a mouse or two to party with me.  Does ya know any?  It’d be good to have someone to put the bite on if an ole tar gets hungry.  Don’t ya think?

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About Chuck

I am retired after a career in electronics and in publishing. Today, my wife of 50+ years, Sylvia, and I live in a house on a hill beside a dirt road in rural west Michigan. We enjoy living in this country environment where livestock and wild life out number the human population.

5 thoughts on “Happy Birthday Midnight

  1. Livvy says HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MIDNIGHT!

    And she wants me to tell him that she is older than he is.

  2. Happy Birthday, Matey!! (That's pirate talk for "Pally")

    I hope you have a great day full of kitty treats and naps!

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