Hot and Humid

Yes, it’s that kind of day here in west Michigan.  The outlook is for this to continue through the weekend.  Perhaps the expected rain will help?

What a perfect time for the air conditioning to fail.  The repair guy should be here soon.  I’m planning to spend most of my day in the cool of the basement.  Oops gotta go . . . he’s here.

The HVAC man has just left.  He did some checks, and made some changes in the cold air return and registers.  The refrigerant was a little bit low, so he recharged that.  It took about an hour and a half.  The system seems to be working as it should now.

The weather radar shows rain headed this way, and the sky looks like it.  Still going to be hot according to the forecasters.

I have a friend’s computer to work on today.  So that will occupy most of my time once I get this written.

Puns for Intelligent People

At least that was the subject line on an e-mail from a friend and former pastor.  He has a great sense of humor.  I offer these as we prepare for the Labor Day weekend.  Enjoy.

1. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
2. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.
3. No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationery.
4. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
5. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
6. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway.  One hat said to the other: ‘You stay here; I’ll go on a head.’
7. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: ‘Keep off the Grass.’
8. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons.  The stewardess looks at him and says, ‘I’m sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.’
9. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft.  Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.
10. There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh.  No pun in ten did.

Sylvia and Midnight join me in wishing you and yours a happy, healthy and safe Labor Day weekend.