I’ve been thinking.  I’ve been studying.  I’ve come to a conclusion

I want to be a koala.

Briana holds a koala

Did you know?  Koalas sleep about 20 hours per day.  Only four minutes a day are spent in active movement.  Sounds about right to me.

Wait!  I just read the next paragraph.  The typical life span for a koala is 13 to 18 years.  Never mind.

Perhaps it’s not so bad being me after all.