The birds have to use pot-holders to pull worms out of the ground.
The trees are whistling for the dogs.
The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
Hot water now comes out of both taps.
You can make sun tea instantly.
You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
The temperature drops below 95 F (35 C) and you feel a little chilly.
You discover that it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.
You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.
You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.
Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, “What if I get knocked out and end up
lying on the pavement and cook to death?”
You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add
butter, salt and pepper.
Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying
boiled eggs.
The cows are giving evaporated milk.
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Funny stuff. Hopefully this heat will be gone by tomorrow. I don't want it cold, but a good temperature in the middle would be nice at least sometimes.
This particular summer more of these are true than ever before.
Living in Scotland, I have only experienced a couple of these on VERY rare occasions.
My favorite:
You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
I have had that happen so many times!
Apparently I'm a slow learner 🙂
Pretty cute, but "You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m" is the part that will keep me forever from living in the south.
Oh, yes, we do relate to this. Today, if the prognosticators are right, will be our 32nd 90 degree day this summer… and it has been worse in other locales.