“Being popular in the blogosphere is like always sitting at the very best table in the cafeteria at the state mental hospital.”

Okay, that wasn’t original.  I adapted it from a retweet by NASCAR driver, Brad Keselowski, on Twitter.  It was too good not to share it (in modified form) with you. 😉  Share if you dare.

If you can stand any more after that shameless “borrowing,” here are some excerpts from an e-mail that came to me from Sylvia’s cousin, Richard.  He loves to share with us and we look forward to his frequent messages.

I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery.

I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back four seconds.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

Venison for dinner? Oh deer!

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.