Photographs of this secretive purveyor of lethal armaments are hard to come by.  Experts agree that she will, without a doubt, usher in a new arms race as others attempt to push into this lucrative niche.

While photos of the dealer herself are impossible to obtain, this reporter was, with dint of extreme effort, able to locate this replica of the dealer’s logo.  Beware parents beware!

Looks harmless doesn’t it, and she tries to foster that idea by publishing photos such as this one:

That’s what she wants you to think, but there is a nefarious plan behind this. Insidious forces are plotting to subvert your daughters.  It starts with something seemingly simple.  Say a hand gun.  Like this:

Isn’t that pretty?  After all it’s only a .45 caliber toy.  Or how about an air-soft gun those aren’t lethal, are they?  What harm in this?

Isn’t that sweet?  Or is it?  Look again.  Examine that barrel.  That’s not a hunting shotgun.  It’s not even a sport-shooting gun like they use to shoot skeet.  That short barrel says it all.  This, folks, is a tactical weapon.  It’s what they use to breech doors to enter with great force.  Do you want your daughter to get involved with this?  I ask you . . . do you really?

If your answer is, “Yes.”  What will you do when she comes home with her personalized AK-47 or AR-15?  Let’s not even talk about the boys that she will be with.

Are you frightened yet?  You should be.  But you haven’t heard the worst.  This dangerous arms dealer is not content with subverting our daughters one-by-one.  It has come to this reporters attention that she plans to recruit groups, teams and squads of girls to get involved with heavier hardware.  A good friend managed to capture this image at a private arms show.

Now you know why I am frightened.  This is not the rantings of a paranoid maniac.  There is an insidious plot afoot here.  We must find this dangerous arms dealer and put her out of business before she starts dealing nukes.  I don’t even want to think about the consequences if we should fail.