Happiness

Happiness is hearing nothing but good words at your annual physical exam.

Doctor Fool

My doctor said, “You are in pretty good shape for a 62-year-old man.”  I thanked him.  Then he looked at the chart (actually computer) again.  “Oh, you’re 75.”  I smiled.

Now if my dentist was that kind to me . . .  But then, it’s not his fault.