Roy is a good friend who keeps me supplied with good humor. Here is one of his recent contributions to the cause:
I’m ready for texting now that I have some of the codes. I’m sharing my acquired knowledge, have to keep on our toes in this high-tech world we live in!
To all my “mature” friends who are not familiar with texting, this list will get you started. You will learn more as you go along:
ATD: At The Doctor’s
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWBB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin?
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk’s On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner (Don’t I wish!)
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL..CGU: Rolling On Floor Laughing… Can’t Get Up
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTP: Where’s The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
….and last but a very important one –
GGLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In!!
This is the end of lesson no. 1
love those, they are awesome! i can relate to more than one, lol!
have a great day!
hugz!
I'm gonna show Em these–I think she'll think they apply to me. 🙂
TMLGG (too much laughing, gotta go [pee]}
Oh, my those are just too funny! LOL! Then again, maybe not… 😀
-Mike
Hilarious!
ROFL..CGU
LOL! ROTFLMAA!
I had the laugh of my laugh. Thanks for sharing them
Have a lovely weekend!
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BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! These are hilarious! And I hope I never experience most of them, although having had four children, I've been pretty close to DWI, FWIW, and ROFL…CGU. Haha!
I love your new profile photo. Your white beard is so classy. 😀
These were great! Thanks so much for the laugh this morning. The snow plows and bucket loaders have managed to keep me up all night tonight and it's not even snowing. I'm not sure why they insist on moving snow in the middle of the night…but I haven't been very impressed. Your post lifted my spirits. Thanks! Candace