Luke 17:26

The rain continues.  More is forecast.  People have stopped making duck jokes, they now make Noah jokes.  Only last night, a youngster was overheard asking, “Mama has it rained for forty days and forty nights yet?”  Her reply?  “Not yet son.  Now please pass me that pitch.  I need to seal the bottom of this basket for your baby brother.”

Ridiculous.  Yes, I know it is.  Like that helpful online hint I saw last week.  The author asked, “Want to know what time the power went out?  Just look at the clock.”

Really?  All the clocks in this house are digital.  No power . . . no display.  Some days, that describes me perfectly. :rofl: