E-Mail Diary ~ Flying One-Liners

This comes from Sylvia’s cousin Rich.
Flying One-Liners


“Though I Fly Through the Valley of Death … I Shall Fear No Evil. For I am at 80,000 Feet and Climbing.”
— At the entrance to the old SR-71 operating base Kadena, Japan

“The only time you have too much fuel is when you’re on fire.”

“Blue water Navy truism: There are more planes in the ocean than submarines in the sky.”
— From an old carrier sailor

“When one engine fails on a twin-engine airplane you always have enough power left to get you to the scene of the crash.”

“What is the similarity between air traffic controllers and pilots? If a pilot screws up, the pilot dies; If ATC screws up, the pilot dies.”

“Never trade luck for skill.”

“Weather forecasts are horoscopes with numbers.”

“Airspeed, altitude and brains. Two are always needed to successfully complete the flight.”

“Flashlights are tubular metal containers kept in a flight bag for the purpose of storing dead batteries.”

“When a flight is proceeding incredibly well, something was forgotten.”

“There is no reason to fly through a thunderstorm in peacetime.”
— Sign over squadron ops desk at Davis-Monthan AFB, AZ, 1970

“If something hasn’t broken on your helicopter, it’s about to.”

“You know that your landing gear is up and locked when it takes full power to taxi to the terminal.”
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About Chuck

I am retired after a career in electronics and in publishing. Today, my wife of 50+ years, Sylvia, and I live in a house on a hill beside a dirt road in rural west Michigan. We enjoy living in this country environment where livestock and wild life out number the human population.

3 thoughts on “E-Mail Diary ~ Flying One-Liners

  1. Sharing these with retired naval cdr, bil, who served both on sub and as pilot from a flight deck. (He's probably already heard them all!)

  2. Those were very funny. A little Military humor goes a long way.Plus of course the Air Traffic Controllers are always the blunt of a joke.Very Good.

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